Whack Your Ex: The Plan

South Jersey’s Feline Revenge Fantasy

Whack your ex? How’s that possible?Let me tell you how. Consider that your ex is  wearing a cone of shame, that too forever. Sounds like a dream, right? 

Well, hold your broken heart because a South Jersey pet shelter is turning this wild fantasy into a quirky reality.For just $50, Blackwood’s Homeward Bound Pet Adoption Center will “neuter your ex,” transforming a feral cat into the living embodiment of your past relationship woes. And no worries, it’s all for a good cause – or is it?

Whack your ex :  Because Some Things Shouldn’t Breed

So, the brilliant minds at Homeward Bound kicked off this anti-Valentine’s Day campaign. It has a tagline that says “take that, love drama!”

 They have ingeniously linked it to their trap-neuter-return program, aimed at controlling the feral cat population.

 Because you know, nothing says “moving on” like giving your ex’s name to a cat about to undergo the snip-snip.

Revenge is a Dish which is Best Served with Catnip

Now, here’s where it gets interesting .Most donors are in it for the revenge. Whether it’s the ex-mistress or those childhood bullies who made your school years feel like an eternal cringe-fest! Homeward Bound is here to help you.

 Donors even get a snapshot of their newly neutered ex-slash-cat. 

Now, that’s a purr-fectly poetic ending!

 FAQs: Cat Got Your Tongue?

Q: Is this for real?

A: Absolutely! For just $50, you can bid farewell to your ex in the most unique way possible.

Q: Can I name and shame my ex publicly?

A: You bet! You just need to fill out the donation form, select the “in honor” option, and let the world know your feelings.

Q: Is this legal?

A: Surprisingly, yes! It’s all in good fun and supports a great cause. Just make sure your ex isn’t a lawyer.

Whacking your ex brought the cat out of the Bag: It’s a Hit!

So far, the “Neuter Your Ex” campaign has raked in over $2,000, covering about 40 feline spayings and neuterings. 

It’s like revenge, but with a heart.

 The success has even inspired thoughts of making it an annual tradition. Because who wouldn’t want to make Valentine’s Day a little less lovey-dovey and a lot more whiskery?

Have you ever thought, “Gee, I wish my ex would wear a cone of shame,” now’s your chance to make it happen, in the quirkiest way possible. Meanwhile, I need to  collect  $300-400 for the neuterings. No! It’s not what you think! I have a few bullies from my school days. And they absolutely shouldn’t breed!

So , what do you think of this campaign? Share your thoughts in the comment section below 👇